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Jokes about marriage, husband, wife, etc.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

A Parent's Night Before Christmas

Ask any parent, and they'll tell you that the three words they dread most before Christmas (or a child's birthday) are 'some assembly required)
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/26 at 06:16 PM • viewed 428 times
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

A Wife's Revenge

Husbands out there - *never* get your wife angry - or you won't have a 'remote' chance of happiness
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/06 at 10:11 AM • viewed 521 times
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Friday, December 08, 2006

After the big fight

All married couples have fights on occasion -- what's important is how the fight *ends*
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/08 at 01:15 AM • viewed 600 times
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

After the honeymoon

The horrible things that the new husband said to his new wife after they returned home from the honeymoon.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/27 at 11:06 PM • viewed 581 times
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

clean funny jokes | a surefire cure for hiccoughs

All I can say is, I hope that doctor doesn't try this cure on *my* mother!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/06 at 12:51 PM • viewed 869 times
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

clean funny jokes | Do you have the time?

You see, *some* people might think he's being rude, but he actually has a good reason
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/29 at 11:26 PM • viewed 556 times
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Friday, August 25, 2006

clean funny jokes | farewell at the golf course

A tearful farewell at the golf course - of course, it was really the least that he could do ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/25 at 09:37 AM • viewed 608 times
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Thursday, August 17, 2006

clean funny jokes | Farmer's first airplane ride

What happened when the farmer and his wife took their first airplane ride
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/17 at 08:06 PM • viewed 609 times
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clean funny jokes | Fight with the Boss

It just goes to prove, there are some things that you can't take back after they're said out loud
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/17 at 08:21 PM • viewed 618 times
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Friday, September 01, 2006

clean funny jokes | first night out after the birth of the baby

When is it time to go home from their first night out after the birth of the baby? The father knows the perfect time ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/01 at 08:52 PM • viewed 525 times
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clean funny jokes | the baby born on the hospital lawn

Sometimes that ambulance isn't quite fast enough ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/01 at 08:11 PM • viewed 490 times
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clean funny jokes | the baby has my brains

Upon the birth of the baby, the father reflects that the baby has his brains. And the mother reflects ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/01 at 08:03 PM • viewed 421 times
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

clean funny jokes | the groom returned from overseas

An old joke, that could refer to any soldier returning from any conflict ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/29 at 09:38 PM • viewed 805 times
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Saturday, August 19, 2006

clean funny jokes | Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday)

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday) - seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn't* want these things. Honest.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/19 at 11:41 PM • viewed 533 times
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Sunday, August 20, 2006

clean funny jokes | Top 10 list of things to NOT get your wife for Christmas (or her birthday)

Top 10 List of Things to NOT Get Your Wife for Christmas or Her Birthday - at least, not unless you LIKE sleeping on the couch
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/20 at 01:04 AM • viewed 434 times
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